So I FINALLY made a new Vlogg.

All you people who promised to film with me- I'm cashing in! Especially you, Jess. Xena vlogg. For real.

So here it is, my triumphant return to youtube. Moar vidz coming soon.

http://www.quantumlounge.com/data/terror/what_to_do.htm

That gave me my daily lulz. And I really needed it today.

Oh shiiiiiit. It looks even better than I imagined. And check out the Eli Roth- oh god how I love that man. Quentin + Eli= amazing movies= happy Tam.

Who's excited? I'm excited!

• 09:25 Dear jesus, the hangover. #
• 11:10 Oi. I think im dying. Death by hangover. Phil says i smell drunk. #
• 18:37 @leiaorganasolo For real, I need to. I had a whole lot of tequila, it was amazing until I had to wake up and work with only 4 hours of sleep #
• 22:20 Dani and i got rock band from my mom as an early xmas pressie. So happy! Were cracked out playing. #

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• 09:00 fuck this birthday. it's already ruined. #
• 18:20 I'm a horrible girlfriend. And I'm having a horrible birthday. I guess it suits me. #
• 02:29 Shit son, good imptomptu birtrthday [partyu. I need to sleepo before I die. #

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I'm canceling my birthday. I'm also apparently spending eternity in hell. Thanks, mom.

Don't bother showing up to Ru Sans tonight, not that anyone was coming anyway.

• 00:04 I'm fucking 21 now, bitches. Had a fondue party with Dani, James, and Perfenda- now off to smoke & watch Reefer Madness with booface. #

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• 22:51 @leiaorganasolo Oh god, I'm so full too. I stuffed my face pretty hardcore after Daniface left. Mmmm buffalo wingses. #
• 22:55 @leiaorganasolo Yum! I've been eating so little/bad lately. Dani and I lived off pizza for two days. It's usually lean pockets for me, ha. #
• 22:55 @buckhollywood LOL. That's the greatest email ever. I hope you send some smart ass reply. #
• 23:22 @leiaorganasolo Aw man. Good luck! You're cute as a button just the way you are but I understand the desire to drop some weight well. #
• 23:44 Life is CRAZY. But my baby just left two hours ago and now she's coming back to stay. So party night for Tam, Dani, and Jess? #

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• 10:53 I feel so incredibly lucky. I have something amazing to be thankful for this year. #
• 11:47 It pretty much blows my mind how happy I am when I'm with her. No one has ever made me feel so beautiful or special. I adore her. #
• 12:08 What is this? Trade off day? Gain something you care about, lose something you care about? #
• 13:22 Hanging in the lobby with miss danilou <3 listening to tegan and sara and watching cnn #
• 13:24 AWESOME. Bank account is overdrawn again. Forgot about the stupid doctor bill. #
• 22:02 had dinner with james & profenda... missing dani already... this has been a very interesting thanksgiving. #
• 23:07 it feels weird to be going to bed alone. #

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• 08:24 I just called in =( I feel like i'm dying. I hate calling in. This is one of the few jobs I've had that I actually WANT to be at. #
• 08:37 i just twisted my mother fucking ankle. what more on my body could hurt? askjdhasjdh. #
• 08:39 @danilou that sounds like a plan to me, doll <3 blow it all up and then we can live in a post-apocalyptic ovary-free world. #
• 09:27 i can't get in to see the doctor until wednesday! kajsdhaksjdh. grrr. #
• 09:36 I LOVE my professor. She granted me an extension when I didn't even ask for it. That takes SO much stress off. #
• 10:30 @Mernahuana My couch. Definitely. There isn't much better than being super stoned, laying on the couch and watching a really good movie. #
• 14:02 my Twitterank is 12.36! twitterank.com/view/tamerawr #
• 14:04 @Mernahuana I know the feeling. I'm incredibly impatient. #
• 15:15 oi. i am miserable. #
• 16:01 @threerivers33 I'm a burlesque dancer- just getting started, really. I joined a troupe a few months ago and I'm still sort of in training. #
• 20:40 So happy. I finally found a weed connection. Now I'll be able to sleep tonight... assuming we get to pick it up soon. #
• 21:47 @cherrybombnyc That sounds perfect. #
• 22:27 So glad to be high and numbed. #
• 02:28 It's so hard to get back to sleep after waking up. I'm glad I'll have the person I wake up missing here soon. #

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• 10:19 I feel totally bad but I'm bailing on Marty and the video shoot today. I'm hurting way too bad to run through the woods for 5 hours. #
• 16:38 God. I have spent the whole day in bed, in pain. It's getting worse, which is fucking freaking me out. I don't know what to do. #
• 16:39 @skadiwolf Nope, still no insurance. And it's pre-existing now so no one will cover the PCOS/Endo costs anyway. #
• 18:03 i hate when ms office tells me that something is grammatically incorrect when i know that it isn't. hullo- you're supposed to HELP me, Word. #
• 19:16 off to effie's... because i cant miss another meeting but good gawd i would rather be in bed. #
• 22:53 long ass production meeting- but successful. i can't wait to start dancing, i don't want to waaait but i guess everyone must pay their dues. #
• 23:16 i literally just threw up from the pain. my doctor better be able to see me tomorrow or i'm going to blow something up. #

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• 11:14 @skadiwolf Miss you <3 #
• 11:15 Wings for breakfast <3 we lost Dani's hamster last night. It got out while we were at Tyler's and is MIA. Wtffffff. #
• 11:47 "You didn't get that memo? All US currency has been replaced by kittens." #
• 13:47 Hamster still on the loose. Dani just left =( #
• 13:48 @ohrianna Bronx. Har har. #
• 17:40 @skadiwolf We're both pretty sad but I feel like I will find him. I put out food and i have his cage rigged that he could get back in. #
• 19:12 So distracted. Do NOT want to work on this essay. Arg. #
• 19:43 Funny how a matter of hours can feel like days. This wasn't supposed to happen. #
• 20:41 fucking a. my ovaries hurt so badly. #
• 22:06 seriously. am i getting worse? because this pain is almost surreal. it's even worse than last week. what. the. fuck. #
• 23:25 i hate being dry. wtf is going on this weekend. #
• 00:11 honestly. so much pain. i hope i can get in to see the doctor soon. #
• 02:47 Oli should get a gold medal for "kick ass lady" today. #

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• 08:48 Ew. I still feel sick. And I'm kinda freaking out because I just haven't gotten my birthday plans kicked off like I wanted. So soon! #
• 09:15 I am in so much pain, it's nearly intolerable today. And my dr is fully booked, not that she can do anything but shoot me up with pain meds. #
• 09:53 off to works. #
• 09:53 @ohrianna LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL #
• 13:23 home from work.. i couldn't take the pain. i was literally close to passing out from it. so now i rest. #
• 15:54 I still feel pretty fucking bad but Dani is coming to Athens *flail* and I'm going to help her buy a hamster. Yay Dani! And Lauora! #

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• 14:14 Man, i feel asstastic today. Ug. So glad that i leave soon(ish). #
• 15:41 I just smashed my toenail in at work. Lots of blood and pain #
• 21:55 Hung out with Tyler for over 5 hours- she's so fucking rad. Delicious Chinese food (because we were too high to go out) and 3 movies. #
• 22:07 i have so much shit to do but all i want to do is sleep. and my toe hurts like a mother fucker. #
• 22:23 It just occurred to me how close my birthday is. It's kind of sneaking up on me this year. Even the holidays are (Thanksgiving wtf). #
• 01:16 Who loves orange soda? Kel loves orange soda! #

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Amanda's new video.
Die of the amazingness.

Fan orgies, they're real.

• 08:29 I feel like I'm never going to catch up on sleep. For reals. #
• 09:01 Killer just bit the shit out of me. It's my fault for waking him up but we have an agreement- he can bite everyone BUT me. Attack hamster! #
• 09:02 @ohrianna Can we have a redneck wedding, Ri? #
• 09:25 @ohrianna Um, would I want it any other way?? I was going to suggest a plaid wedding dress but that would actually be kinda hot. #
• 09:27 @skadiwolf Sadly I didn't get the skirt done in time because my grommet punch in missing- so I'm going to mail an improved version. #
• 09:28 @ohrianna That sounds pretty sexy. I'll wear camo lingerie for you on our wedding night <3 #
• 09:36 @ohrianna At least I'm on birth control now so you can't get me knocked up (again). #
• 09:44 I AM GOING TO SLAUGHTER MY BANK #
• 14:31 Lunch at moes with ben. Tasty #
• 20:42 Bought lingerie for effies, now im at tylers getting fucked up. I heart her. #
• 21:11 Im drummnnmnk! #
• 22:01 dinkking way too much on an empty stomach=baaaaad. first time i eveer threw up frpm alchol. wow. this sucks. #
• 01:50 My ass threw up for an hour then passed out. There is no way a drink and a half did that to me. Wtf. #
• 02:10 it's sad when you have to pass up post-drunk 2am sex. haha. im going to go die under my blankets for 5 hours. kthxbai. #

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• 08:58 My alarm went off and I wanted to shoot a baby. I think I'm still catching up on my sleep. #
• 09:21 I am falling in hardcore love with Vermilion Lies- go download all their albums for free at vermilionlies.com. Viva la punk cabaret! #
• 14:52 Rawr. Im terrible, and i love every minute of it. #
• 19:30 Still listening to/obsessing over Vermilion Lies. I can't wait to do a burlesque act to them. i'm going to start practicing it this weekend. #
• 20:04 bored with everyone/everything at the moment. #
• 20:07 contemplating blowing my dinner plans off and just going to sleep. #
• 20:45 Having a delish dinner, wine, and movies with james and profenda. #
• 21:49 I need to start working on my burlesque character- I missed photos this weekend so photoshoot soon. Head & character shots for Tushie D'Lux. #

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• 13:58 So much drama. So tired. Energy drinks are keeping me alive. Work sucks today. #
• 22:48 Man. Today has been nuts. Enough said. #
• 23:01 Massive LJ update unloaded. Pooped. Going to bed now. Cannot stay awake another second. #
• 23:07 @ohrianna Haha shutup. It's not my fault you set it to be texted to you :p I update a lot! #
• 23:21 Oh hay. Still up. Haha Ri :p I'm going to be in a music video Saturday. I'm going to be a Zombie. I just remembered Marty asked me to do it. #

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• 09:53 I woke up today to a dead Oscar Wilde. The PH was perfect, I don't understand what happened. This can't bode well. #
• 09:58 It's sad when people prove that I'm right about them. A little maturity goes a long way. #
• 10:14 My grommet tool is missing. KJDHkajsdh. I have no way to finish Amanda's skirt now! #
• 10:45 This morning is seriously not going as planned. #
• 11:41 It's SO COLD. Going to look at the apt on china st- I might be Brenna's neighbor. Ha. Then come home, nap before AP? If i'm lucky. #
• 14:16 We signed a lease for our new apt, then had to break a window because we were locked out of my current one. GOOD JOB TAMERA! #
• 16:29 written on beth's gift of keys "the key to my heart is in here too..." djahsdkjh. i'm so going to mack on her. #
• 17:05 GETTING SO EXCITED. #
• 17:32 Leaving now! Zomg! #
• 18:35 God. So excited. Half way there :D #
• 19:42 Atm fucked up so no cash and i brought my camera but not the battery. This is the day from hell. #
• 01:23 That was incredible. Beth is amazing. We kissed like 6 times- made new friends. Made out w/ a performer. Proposed to ap. #
• 01:48 Im on an amanda palmer high. The driue home listening to her has me squeeing #

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• 11:36 Mmmm wafffles. #
• 12:09 @ohrianna thats really unfortunate. my waffles were home made and AMAZING #
• 12:10 getting ready to go protest Prop 8 at the arches & do a bit more apartment hunting with Halley #
• 15:12 Protest successful! Off to eat sushi now. #
• 17:51 working on Amanda Palmer's skirt- waiting for James to get off work so the trio can grill out. Mmm <3 #
• 19:03 i am so looking forward to that cook out and beer. hurryboyshurry. #
• 21:00 cook out canceled. i ate, now i'm still waiting. uuuug. but amanda's skirt is almost done! not sure if i like it though :/ #
• 21:19 apparently i'm a liar? that's news to me. #
• 23:14 it's fucking cold out tonight. #
• 00:15 watching resident evil: extinction 'cause dani is awesome & shares her nflix account. #
• 02:57 i passed out somehow. i guess i paused the movie? or maybe that was dorian. i woke up an hour later when lindy called & it was like that #

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